SUCHA PYAAR

SUCHA PYAAR

BIWI KO THAPAR  MAAR KAR  SHUHAR BOLA.

             ''ADMI US KO MARTA HAY JIS SE PYAR KARTA HAY''

BIWI NE 2 THAPAR, 4 LATAIY, 10 DANDY MARAY....

MAR MAR K SHUHAR KI BURI HALAT KAR DI OR BOLI:

       ''AAP KIA SMAJTAY HAY K MAIN APP SE PYAR NI KARTI''

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko Pasayenge…..

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Ham ne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye ham ne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

Kehne ko tu kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,

Kehne ko tu kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style,

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style,
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin Aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par likh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

Wo chham chham kar ke aay

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi,
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi,
main sindoor le kar khada tha,
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,

Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

Hum ne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,

Hum ne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai beshumar kiya tha,
dil toot kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,
Aree Maine to Majak kiya tha..

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi Soorat ki Talash Rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami Tu Nhi Hai Dost,
Bass Gali Waali Jamadarni Udhas Rehti hai…

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain…..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! 
*wah wah wah *

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari,

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari,
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar,
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duor,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Kal Kkare So Aaj kar, Aaj kar So Ab.

Kal Kkare So Aaj kar, Aaj kar So Ab. 
Kal kare So aaj kar, 
Aaj kar So Ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, 
Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna,
Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam,
 Isliye humse ‘Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna...

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega?
 Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, Milk badam tha.
                    Thodi der Aur Ruk Jaate Shayad Bipasha bhi Aa Ja.

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge,

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, 
kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, 
mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai uska?

Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, 

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